More Jamie Barry Facts

1. When Jamie Barry does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down.
2. When Jamie Barry talks everyone listens and dies.
3. Some men can piss their names in snow but Jamie Barry can piss his name in concrete.
4. Jamie Barry has made pain an aspect of his life.
5. Jamie Barry can move objects with his mind, that is why girls always run towards him.
6. The Guinness book of world records is in fact the closest thing we have to a biography of Jamie Barry's life.
7. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? - When Jamie Barry punches himself in the face.
8. Jamie Barry has already been to Mars, that is why there are no signs of life there.
9. Which came first the chicken or the egg? - Jamie Barry came before the chicken and the egg.
10. Jamie Barry can lick his own elbow.

My Empire

 

I have arraigned the borders around cultural, ethnic and language grounds. This is the future as I have foreseen. It will create this mighty empire if thou shalt follow me. I have united Ireland north and south, I have given independence to Wales and Scotland following the dissolution of the UK. 

Jamie Barry Facts

1. Jamie Barry made the burger that killed Elvis.
2. Jamie Barry shot J.R.
3. Jamie Barry built the shed he was born in.
4. Jamie Barry is the reason Wally is hiding
5. Jamie Barry died two years ago, death hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
6. When Jamie Barry eventually dies he will dig his own grave.
7. Jamie Barry frequently donates blood to the red cross. Just never his own.
8. Last Summer Jamie Barry visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called the Islands

The Gospel of Jamie Barry

This is the journal of Jamie Barry. It began at the beginning but ended in the end. It is a story of companionship, smoking, fighting and war. Anything else would be too greedy. God often said     "DON'T BE TOO GREEDY"

Jamie Barry wants you for war, weed and life. It began 2500 years ago in the Nile valley. Once there was nothing, no life, no sound, no time. The Gods basked in their eternal universal glory They were the Universe and still are the Universe. Con, the God, the great creator sought fit to give life to the world. There was naught but but an eternal sea of chaos called Nim, this is where sea monsters lay, called Osterdeuscher also know as the rocks of life. Jamie Barry screamed "I will not stop writing till I finish this book, I will not slumber, I will not rest, I will not sit down , I will not stand. In fact I will not do anything at all but use the power that has been given to me from within"[quote Jamie Barry 2500 years after his creation (A.J.B.)] "For those who do not believe I will smite you, your sons and daughters will be made slaves, it is inevitable and undeniable. What will you do but crawl before me."