More Jamie Barry Facts

1. When Jamie Barry does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down.
2. When Jamie Barry talks everyone listens and dies.
3. Some men can piss their names in snow but Jamie Barry can piss his name in concrete.
4. Jamie Barry has made pain an aspect of his life.
5. Jamie Barry can move objects with his mind, that is why girls always run towards him.
6. The Guinness book of world records is in fact the closest thing we have to a biography of Jamie Barry's life.
7. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? - When Jamie Barry punches himself in the face.
8. Jamie Barry has already been to Mars, that is why there are no signs of life there.
9. Which came first the chicken or the egg? - Jamie Barry came before the chicken and the egg.
10. Jamie Barry can lick his own elbow.